I used to think it's my endless seminars and all the reading I have to do that's holding me back from crawling into bed, dead beat and exhausted at the end of the day, and staying there for good till the sun makes a full turn and show its face again.
Tonight I was hit with a revelation.
It's Facebook that's causing the worsening condition of my eye bags.
Hence the profanity directed at the founder of it.
Spell check just autocorrect facebook to Facebook. I googled it.
Damn Zuckerberg, you good. Not only have you made stalking a social thing, you've also integrated Facebook into the English Dictionary.
Grenade is such a stupid song. Catchy, but retarded.
Who the hell would want to take a bullet straight to the brain for someone who wouldn't do the same?!
Now Wet featuring Snoop Dogg by David Guetta isn't half as bad.
Fine, sleazy lyrics, but at least it makes sense.
I mean, c'mon, you would want to be able to make a girl wet, wouldn't you?
You'd be a failure if you can't. cocks head, stops for a beat. Alright I'm joking, there's more to life than meaningless sex.
There should be a flow to this, but at this point, I really don't give a rat's ass about it.
Damn Zuckerberg, you good. Not only have you made stalking a social thing, you've also integrated Facebook into the English Dictionary.
Grenade is such a stupid song. Catchy, but retarded.
Who the hell would want to take a bullet straight to the brain for someone who wouldn't do the same?!
Now Wet featuring Snoop Dogg by David Guetta isn't half as bad.
Fine, sleazy lyrics, but at least it makes sense.
I mean, c'mon, you would want to be able to make a girl wet, wouldn't you?
You'd be a failure if you can't. cocks head, stops for a beat. Alright I'm joking, there's more to life than meaningless sex.
There should be a flow to this, but at this point, I really don't give a rat's ass about it.
Sigh, interim injunctions, why can't you just type yourself out on my mac.
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